My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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