Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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