Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
