i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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