So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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