Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Send help, water and tortillas.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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