I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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