Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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