Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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