your room smells of hookers.
And success
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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