would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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