Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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