If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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