Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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