Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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