If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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