of course. lets lasso hookers.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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