Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I've blown a few things in my day
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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