bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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