Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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