Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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