you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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