wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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