Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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