Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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