question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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