Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I have already put on my inside pants.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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