love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
