I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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