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I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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