first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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