: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
this will be a night to untag.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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