Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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