out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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