I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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