This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
