so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
