Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
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Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
