he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Found your dick twin last night
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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