then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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