I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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