whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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