Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
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I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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