i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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