I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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