Duck Duck Cougar?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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