He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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