we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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