You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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