ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
A+ Viking dick
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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