Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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