oh god the rape fog is back!
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I need a burrito and a hug.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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