So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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