I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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