look no pants
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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