her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
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I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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